Tales From Beneath the Futon

I could hardly sleep last night.

Zelda has become a long-term guest at the Palace. She barks a lot at night. The humans said something like 5 weeks she'd be staying here. She's determined to attack me and Bagel. Luckily we're not allowed in the house when she's here (not that I would go in there anyway).

Tales From Beneath the Futon

Early last week, Butters was found with a baby squirrel in his mouth. The humans took the squirrel to safety, putting him(or her) in a fishtank with some rags. They gave the name Grapenut.

John and his den-mates took care of him(or her), providing water, milk, and Pedialyte. The little guy(or girl) was clumsy and did not open his or her eyes, which led the humans to believe the critter was 4-5 weeks old according to web sources.