So my mom came home with my brother, Edd, last night, and HOLY COW he's LITTLE. He's a whole 4 pounds to my 64. Mom said not to be fooled though, because he's actually OLDER than me (only by 4 months though). When I asked her why I'm just now meeting my brother if he's as old as me, she explained to me that we adopted him because he was all alone and didn't have any other humans or dog brothers to live with.

MOM GOT ME A BROTHER!!! I hear he's Mexicano ...

More to come.

THE THINGS THAT CAN'T BE EATEN

The things that can't be eaten
Do not include Mom's panties
They don't include my fur
Or shoes - don't care how fancy.

The things that can't be eaten
Do not include Mom's bracelets
I'm even known to eat
Those black cast iron skillets

The things that can't be eaten
Are limes and lemons. Ew gross!
But serve me up a book
It's hardbacks I love the most.

-G. Seppe