Cat → Domestic Shorthair
Orlando, FL
| Last Login: 2 years ago | Member Since: January, 2008 |
"Let's Hug it Out!"
Age: 1[human year]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a purely functional union
Available For: Friends
Living With: Female - Single and Satisfied
My Claim to Fame: When I've not be left in peace to watch the trains go buy in our second-floor condo, I like sports . . . And don't shut up until I coerce the lady to wrestle, play fetch, join me for a game of tag, or cast the CatFisher for a game of catch and release. I appreciate when she gets in the kitchen and surprises me with a hearty beef & gravy dish. And (I'm showing my soft side here) going fast down I-4 to Altamonte Springs to have dinner with the lady's folks is the highlight of my week.
Astrological Sign: Libra: Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
Got Papers? I'm bred for... personality and intelligence.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 5-9 lbs
Body Size: Height/Weight Proportionate
Appearance: Sleek
Coloring: Black, White
Markings: Splotches
My Favorite...Tricks: walking on my back legs, high-fives
Treats: Feline Greenies, Spa Select Savory Salmon Treats
Foods: beef, gravy, lizards, romaine lettuce, shrimp
Toys: CatFisher, catnip fur mice, hands, fingers
Words: meow
Noises: the morning signal that the lady's awake and can feed me
Sights: hobo cats walking the tracks in our backyard, bugs, lizards
Websites: http://home.tiscali.dk/ulrich/screencleaner.swf
My Dislikes: that damn train horn
For Friends, I Prefer: People to other animals
I Drink: Bowl Water
I Eat: Normally
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: I groom myself, ... on my terms
Religious or Ideological Preference: Agnostic
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: Alone
Bathroom Habits: You tend to your business, and I'll tend to mine
Intimacy: I run hot and cold
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Eye Boogers
Turn Offs: I am not a lap cat, so don't try it. If I want to be in a lap, you'll know.
Turn Ons: A good cat fight, bunny kicks included
About My Family: She talks a lot. I respond with "Shut up" . . . And I think she's finally figured it out.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: At the SPCA. She fell in love with me like birds do.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: The two times I was running around on the balcony rails and fell off to the ground. I guess I freaked her out. I think she has co-dependency issues. To make herself feel better after she found me, she forced me in the shower with her and washed all of the good outdoor smells right off. I think I'll try it again next week--this time, on purpose.
Strong Suits: charm, voice
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: almost hang myself by my collar in the closet (thank god for breakaways)
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites unwrapping toilet paper and paper towel rolls
My Ideal First Date Would Be: a reuniting with my nads
The Perfect Day For Me: laying out in the sun
Relationship History: I plead the 5th.
Other Thoughts: Please bring me food.
Kermit
