Cat → Persian
Apopka, FL
| Last Login: 230 days ago | Member Since: April, 2008 |
"No Balls, No Claws, No Fun."
Age: 13[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a pen pal
Available For: Messaging, Friends
Living With: It's Complicated
My Claim to Fame: I can jump from the stove to the top of the refrigerator.
Nicknames: Stinky
Astrological Sign: Scorpio: Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Got Papers? Certified Purebred ... and Indifferent
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 5-9 lbs
Body Size: Small
Appearance: It's Complicated
Coloring: It's Complicated
Markings: None That I Know Of
Afflictions and Maladies: Urinary tract issues and special (expensive) diet.
My Favorite...Tricks: Getting into small spaces.
Treats: Lizards
Foods: Hills Perscription Diet XD
Toys: Any cardboard box
Words: Let's eat
Noises: slurp
Sights: The wild
My Dislikes: The other cat's in my house
For Friends, I Prefer: People to other animals
I Drink: Bowl Water
I Eat: Only When Necessary
Size Preference: No Preference
I Sleep: All the Time
Bathroom Habits: You tend to your business, and I'll tend to mine
Intimacy: How about a wrestle?
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Eye Boogers
Turn Offs: That stupid lion hair cut those humans give me.
Turn Ons: Rolling in the dirt.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: In 1995 I was brought there by Ruby's sister Faisully.
Strong Suits: Jumping on top of things
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I ran away for two days and then came home.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Golf
The Perfect Day For Me: Get up, inspect the litter box, drop one off and not bury it, eat, have a drink, lick myself, take a nap, repeat as needed.
Relationship History: Betty moved in about 6 years ago then that other idiot showed up around 3 years ago.
Mortecai
