Dog → French Bulldog
Veederburg, IN
| Last Login: 33 days ago | Member Since: April, 2008 |
""So I snort like a pig, so what!!!""
Age: 0[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a pen pal, a no-strings romance
Available For: Friends
Living With: Family
My Claim to Fame: My mom & dad found me on the internet. That's right! They saw my handsome face & couldn't resist. I flew in a airplane when I was only 8 weeks old. Now I'm the king of their castle.
Nicknames: Shermie, Shermit the Frog, Bubby, NO (well, they yell that at me alot)
Astrological Sign: Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Got Papers? Certified Purebred and Proud
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 10-24 lbs
Body Size: Fit and Trim
Appearance: Sleek
Tattoos: A white spot on my manly chest
Coloring: Blonde, Black
Afflictions and Maladies: I'm a little, okay ALOT Gassy!!! I can't help it, I let them rip!! I don't like to share my toys with Tinks, & I rip her bows out & bite her on the butt. I'm a puppy! That's what we do!!!
My Favorite...Tricks: I can dance & sit!!!
Treats: Cheesey puffs, Pupperoni's & Goof Balls!!! Yum, Yum!!!!
Foods: Chicken, Steak, Veggies....I'm not picky!!
Toys: Bo-Bo, Foxy, Monk-Monk, balls & empty water bottles!!!
Words: Go Bye-Bye!
Noises: Clanking metel,
Sights: Anything Shiney, fire
Websites: Frenchie sites, Petentials, my myspace page
My Dislikes: crumpling a paper bag, the outcome to my accidents!!!
For Friends, I Prefer: People to other animals
I Drink: Bottled/Filtered Water
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: Middle of the Road
Grooming: Throw in a good toothbrush while you're at it
Religious or Ideological Preference: Christian
Loner or a Joiner? Joiner - The more the merrier!
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: Wandering Solo
I Sleep: With My Human Amigo(s)
Bathroom Habits: Housetraining is a work-in-progress
Intimacy: I like to be cuddled
Eat Poop? I kicked the habit
We Can't All Be Perfect! Other
Turn Offs: NA
Turn Ons: Yorkies, Frenchies
About My Family: I have a lovely family. My parents married 3 1/2 years ago. I have a wonderful sister Tinkerbell. She's a bit furrier, jealous, & high maintenance than I. She's a Yorkshire Terrier. They are the greatest!!!!
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: My mama picked me up at the airport. She's the most beautiful human I've ever seen. My daddy joined us later after he got off work. I was loved the moment they held me. My sister Tinks was furious at first, but I grew on her!!!!
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: When Sherman does something bad, like pee in the house. He tends to tell on himself. First he'll mope around, put his ears straight back...complete disappointment in himself. When we find it he completely melts & starts looking for the easiest escape route. You end up feeling too bad for him to scold him. He knows he was wrong!!!
Strong Suits: I am easy to take anywhere & everyone loves me!!! Just bring my bed & a chewy & we're set. I'm quiet, loving & sweet. I like snuggling!!!
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I tend to pass gas anywhere. My mom almost vomits occassionally. I don't think it's that bad. I'll fart on anything, or anyone. It's natural!!! I'm a bulldog!!!
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Going on adventures with mom & dad. They take me everywhere!!! I like running in the back yard & scavenger hunting under the porch. I bring out all kinds of treasures from past owners & put them in a pile!!!
My Ideal First Date Would Be: I'm a little too young for that. Besides, they just got the jewels removed.
The Perfect Day For Me: laying in the sun! Chasing Tinkerbell in our newly fenced in yard & eating whatever mom & dad is eating.
Relationship History: I'm too young for a past!!!
Mortecai
