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Another Bath...Help Me!

I heard my mom and sister talking today and they plan to give me another bath tonight!!! Apparently they love the way the baby shampoo makes me smell. Now I have to worry about the stupid bath for the rest of the day. They better be prepared to offer up some serious treats if they expect me to behave during a bath once a week. Jeez.

Submitted by Hank on Sat, 04/19/2008 - 12:28pm.

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Gabbi

I hear you Hank! What do

Submitted by Gabbi on Sat, 04/19/2008 - 12:37pm.

I hear you Hank! What do they think we stink? Do we roll around in mud? Ugh baths, they are for humans!!!!

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Sassy

Oh I hate that word, my mom

Submitted by Sassy on Sat, 04/19/2008 - 3:21pm.

Oh I hate that word, my mom always tricks me into it all the time and I fall for it all the time, damn those treats, I'm weak when it comes to those things..!!!!

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Mortecai

Solution - after they give

Submitted by Mortecai on Sat, 04/19/2008 - 5:51pm.

Solution - after they give you a bath, find the nearest patch of mud, poop, or garbage. Proceed to roll in it making sure to cover all areas. Maybe put a little in you mouth even.

That'll teach them.

- Miss M

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Hank

Wow...you are a rebel,

Submitted by Hank on Sun, 04/27/2008 - 9:07am.

Wow...you are a rebel, aren't you? How cool! I'm not that brave.

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Ka'aia

Baths are the worst. I bit

Submitted by Ka'aia on Sun, 04/20/2008 - 9:01am.

Baths are the worst. I bit one tourist from California who thought I'd smell better if I smelled like a human baby's butt - yuck! Showed him - bit him just enough to let him know I meant business, then ran back onto the beach and rolled on a dead fish.

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Haus

I agree guys, I like my

Submitted by Haus on Tue, 04/22/2008 - 8:26am.

I agree guys, I like my smell but my family doesn't...It's cool though because if I didn't get baths regularly they probably would let me on their bed...I get lots of treats during and after the process anyway so it's not too bad!

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Hank

Hadn't thought of that. If

Submitted by Hank on Sun, 04/27/2008 - 9:08am.

Hadn't thought of that. If I didn't get to sleep with my human sister, I don't know what I'd do.

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