Dog → Bernese Mountain
Windsor, Alberta
| Last Login: 14 hours ago | Member Since: April, 2008 |
"I am a Bernese. That speaks for itself."
Age: 1[human year]
Gender: Female
Looking For: a pen pal
Available For: Friends
Living With: Family
My Claim to Fame: I live in Canada. I am a Bernese Mountain Dog. My breed originally came from Bern Switzerland. It is way too hot here, but unless my human moves to Alaska, I am stuck here.
Nicknames: Sweetie, BurrBaby - If there were only 1 burr in an entire park it would find her
Astrological Sign: Scorpio: Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Got Papers? Certified Purebred and Proud
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
Weight: 50-99 lbs
Body Size: Fit and Trim
Appearance: It's Complicated
Tattoos: Where would I put one under all this hair?
Coloring: Brown, Black, White
Markings: None That I Know Of
Afflictions and Maladies: I like to pretend I am a herding dog.
My Favorite...Tricks: Getting Burrs to get a good brushing works every time. Recycling Rocks...bringing in rocks from outside and exhanging them for cookies...then they get put outside. The Perfect little recycler! She has since discovered sticks. This is NOT good as she has a hundred acres forest which has an endless supply of sticks. Maybe she will outgrow this soon :)
Treats: Northern Biscuits Company Turkey and Cranberry Biscuits and Peanut Butter and Banana Biscuits
Foods: all
Toys: Kong, The beloved infamous Rubber Chicken sans squeaky (sadly broken :( , so sad)
Words: come on do you think dogs can talk
Noises: the sound of food hitting the food bowl
Sights: Laneway at our cottage
Websites: this one of course
My Dislikes: hot weather
For Friends, I Prefer: Animals in my species
I Drink: Bowl Water
I Eat: I regularly defy the laws of inedibility
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: How about I groom you? ;)
Clothing: I draw the line at ribbons and bows
Religious or Ideological Preference: None
Loner or a Joiner? Either one - I'm flexible
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: Wandering Solo
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: Let me out!
Intimacy: I run hot and cold
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Dirt
Turn Offs: Hot weather.
Turn Ons: Getting wet. Anyway possible. Stealing socks and making a big pile to lay on.
About My Family: We live in Canada. We also have a house up North where it is nice and cold. We have a large extended family of other dogs. 1 yorkie, 1 shihtzu, 1 border collie, 2 pitbulls.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: I was born in the sunny south of the U.S. My doggy parents are Tucker and Truffles. I also lived in New York til my new Mommy and Daddy came to get me. I live in Canada now.
Strong Suits: I am very loyal to my humans. I don't run away and stay only near my house.
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Gone swimming in the pool with the winter cover still on. Nothing like the smell of wet dog after a swim in winter pool scum.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Love to go to doggy training. Walking on Barrels and climbing ladders. Swimming anywhere there is water
My Ideal First Date Would Be: hanging out at training classes
The Perfect Day For Me: a snow day
Relationship History: I am a dog. Relationships are limited to other dogs. Cats are not negotiable as they usually ignore me.
Mortecai
