Orlando, FL
| Last Login: 211 days ago | Member Since: April, 2008 |
"Just Ducky"
Age: 0[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a pen pal, a no-strings romance, a clue--is this for real?
Available For: Messaging, Friends, Breeding
Living With: It's Complicated
My Claim to Fame: I am the brightest, I am the fastest and I will make all your dreams come flew...oops I mean true. (fruedian slip) No, really, I am a layed back duck and I like to float along on my lake and eat lots of bread crumbs(so THAT'S what the humans are good for) and algea. Donald and Daffy got nothin on Poopsie.
My Favorite...Tricks: I wiggle when I waddle but i don't fall down
Treats: sunny days and somethin to chase!
Foods: Pumpernickel/rye--staled to perfection, baby fishes, and fruit flies: mmmm tasty!
Toys: just show me where the water is and I'll make due
Words: "Poopsie! Bread!"
Noises: mating calls
Sights: the sky when its pink and orange and the water when its green and purple
Websites: this one, of course.
My Dislikes: one human is ok but many humans tend to ruffle my feathers
For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: You Care?
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: Bathing is Fundamental
Religious or Ideological Preference: Buddhist
Loner or a Joiner? Joiner - I prefer small groups
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: Anytime, Anywhere
Intimacy: I run hot and cold
Eat Poop? Naturally
We Can't All Be Perfect! Insubordination
Turn Offs: birds that don't get me
Turn Ons: i like it the way i like it when i want it and i shouldn't have to tell you about either.