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BOOMER

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New Port Richey, FL
 
 
 
Last Login: 7 years agoMember Since: June, 2008
 
"IM OLD LAZY AND A CHUNK A MUNK AND IM PROUD. MY MOMMY LOVES ME."
Age: 12[human years]
Gender: Female
Looking For: a pen pal, a no-strings romance
Available For: Messaging, Friends
Living With: Couple
My Claim to Fame: Procrastination... I have not filled in my claim to fame yet.
Nicknames: chunk a munk, turkey, stinky butt, princess,
Astrological Sign: Libra: Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
Got Papers? I'm bred for... personality and intelligence.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 10-24 lbs
Body Size: Definite Plus-Size
Appearance: Sleek
Tattoos: NOT YET BUT LOOKING
Coloring: Blonde, Brown, Black, White, Gray, Orange, Depends on Environment
Markings: All That and More
Afflictions and Maladies: PLEASE PEOPLE DO NOT DRESS UP YOUR FURRY FRIENDS WE ARE NOT HUMANS WE DONT LOOK CUTE WE JUST MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE PROBLEMS(MENTALLY). CLOTHES ARE FOR HUMANS.

My Favorite...
Tricks: TRICKING MOMMY TO GIVE ME MORE FOOD WHEN DADDY ALREADY FED ME
Treats: CHICKEN TEMPTATIONS
Foods: LOBSTER SHRIMP CHICKEN AND VANILLA ICE CREAM
Toys: FLASH LIGHTS
Words: MEOW ......
Noises: BIRDS
Sights: OUTSIDE THE WINDOW
Websites: PETMEDS.COM
My Dislikes: GRANDMA AND SMALL CHILDREN

For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Bottled/Filtered Water
I Eat: Very Particularly
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: Throw in a good toothbrush while you're at it
Religious or Ideological Preference: Buddhist
Loner or a Joiner? Joiner - I prefer small groups
Fight or Flight? Run Away!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: All the Time
Bathroom Habits: Indoors, and I know just the place
Intimacy: Not on the first date
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Litter Tracking
Turn Offs: LOUD NOISES MY GRANDMA IS REALLY LOUD SO I HEAR HER BEFORE SHE COMES IN THE DOOR AND IM ALREADY UNDER MY MOMMY BED.
Turn Ons: SCRATCH MY BUTT, AND BRUSH ME
 
About My Family: I HAVE A WONDERFUL MOMMY THAT LOVES ME TO DEATH AND SPOILS ME ROTTEN. I BEEN WITH HER SINCE SHE WAS A YOUNG TEENAGER IN HIGH SCHOOL, SHE MET MY DADDY IN 2005 AND HES BEEN WITH US EVER SINCE. HE LOVES ME SO MUCH HE HANGS OUT WITH ME EVERY MORNING BEFORE HE GOES TO WORK. MOMMY TOLD HIM I WAS PART OF THE PACKAGE TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, IM SURE GLAD HE TOOK IT.. WE HAVE THE BEST FAMILY. I LOVE MY PARENTS. ALSO,ON MY BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR MY MOMMY BUYS ME A LOBSTER FOR DINNER. IT MAKES MY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: I FIRST MET MY MOMMY ON A FARM. SHE WAS HORSE BACK RIDING. THE PEOPLE I LIVED WITH HAD TO GIVE ME AWAY I WAS THE LAST OF MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS THAT NEEDED A FAMILY/HOME. I SEEN MY MOMMY AND WE FELL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. SHE TOOK ME WITH NO HESSATATION AND IM THE HAPPIEST CAT EVER.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: IT WAS CHRISTMAS AND WE WERE HAVING DINNER AND MOMMY MADE THIS WONDERFUL FEAST THAT I THOUGHT WAS FOR ME AND WHEN SHE WAS NOT LOOKING I ATE THE CHICKEN ON THE TABLE AND MADE MYSELF COMFORTABLE LAYING ON THE HOMEMADE DINNER ROLLS. IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SO I THOUGHT? I GOT PRESENTS AND A DINNER. MOMMY DIDNT QUITE THINK SO.
Strong Suits: DONT TELL ME IM FAT. I LOOK GOOD THIS WAY AND MY MOMMY LOVES ME NO MATTER WHAT.
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I PEE PEED ON DADDY LEATHER COUCH (IM OLD) AND MY UNCLE ERIC SAT IN IT. HAHAHA I LAUGHED AND RAN..... I NEW WHAT I WAS DOING I WAS ON A MISSION. MY UNCLE BROUGHT HIS DOG FRIEND OVER AND I WANTED TO SHOW HIM WHOS THE BOSS AROUND HERE.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites I ENJOY SLEEPING ALL DAY AND SLEEPING ALL DAY..........
My Ideal First Date Would Be: EATING LOBSTERS ALL DAY AND WATCHING MOVIES WITH ME. I LOVE TV.
The Perfect Day For Me: THE WEEKENDS I GOT MOMMY AND DADDY TO MYSELF.
Relationship History: NO BOYFRIENDS LOTS OF UNUSUAL CAT FRIENDS
Other Thoughts: IM GLAD THIS SHIT IS OVER WITH I FEEL LIKE I TOLD YOU MY WHOLE LIFE. SHOULDNT I GET A FREE BAG OF TREATS NOW OR FOOD?