Cat → Mixed Breed
Portland, OR
| Last Login: 10 days ago | Member Since: August, 2008 |
"Fat Cat lookin for puuuurrrfect friends..allready a pun.."
Age: 5[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a pen pal, a play pal, a purely functional union, a clue--is this for real?
Available For: Messaging, Friends, Dating
Living With: Family
My Claim to Fame: I can lick my balls,if only they were still there. I'll lick you till you say "adoption",a date with topcat and you'll never go back..to....dogs? I taught my people to scoopeach time we poop. I said "You don't walk all around poop n pee when you go potty why should we have to? You send your poop to that spinning water gadget and it goes away, I only wish you to do the same for we kitties..So, when you see one of us go into the bathroom, there's only one thing to do there so follow me when I'm done and scoop the poop....don't forget the pee...
Nicknames: Late for dinner, shorty,chaparro,Shwartza (whatever the hell that is)Shorty-mac,Hairaldo,Gerry...Knucklehead
Got Papers? I'm bred for... personality and intelligence.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... Who said I was seeking?
Coloring: Blonde, Red, Gold, Orange, It's Complicated
Markings: All That and More
Afflictions and Maladies: Domestication
About My Family: Weeooowww..that might be too much to talk about,we're allways runnin the men ragged.Gerald's wheelchair is great fun,we just watch out real good. And he's a great dad anyway!!Mypride mates & I like to teaze the guys and trick 'em into goin in the hallway..not outside,I don't like it out there, but the hallway is great. I get to smell all the other animals on the floor...Oh! I didn't tell you we live in a big apartment?? sorry..we do. lolmreeeooow.!
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: I was runnin 'round with my litter mates when all of a sudden this being walks in the room.As I looked up at it, these eyes of it's seemed to talk to me.At first, I didn't understand,then,it hit me!! He was here to take me to the "Special Place" that mommy talked about when we cuddled at night.She told us of a magical place where there were toys and mice and birds and ..oooh I can't wait.Well,this man all of a sudden picked me up in his arms and I felt the most wonderfull sensation that said "Home,home"...ppppuuuur....what was that????WOW!!! That was great!!! did he do that,is he really the one???We're walking away from the den, oh ..no.ooooh ppppppuuurrrrrr..
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: We don't talk about that place, I think it was a bad place.
Strong Suits: I have a human who loves me.
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Went outside.I'll never do THAT again.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Laying next to Gerald as he rubs all over my belly,'specially that place where I used to have...danglies...NO WAY!! It's not like that, I just love it there...I like to tunnel around under the blankets and bite feet.
My Ideal First Date Would Be: Huh?
The Perfect Day For Me: Huh?
Relationship History: What???
Other Thoughts: Catnip
