Well, just to let everyone know we are all alright. Even Dave, that's saying a lot since he's a ghost and all.
Anyway, Mom is a diabetic so she hasn't been doing much more than reading her emails. Boring!!! Summer heat gets to her and all. Poor thing.

Oh, one other thing...I lost my mind! I can't be in the same room with Fat Daddy Fritz!

The truth is, he started smelling kind of funny to me and I started jumping on his back! Well he didn't want to make puppies with me so I decided to beat him up!

Well, hind sight is 20/20. As opposed to hind smell, which is totally BLIND!!!

All I can say is, it might not be a good idea to try and beat up a guy that out weighs you by twenty some odd pounds.

Fritz put a big ole hole in my head...oh, it's all better now. That was weeks ago. But when I tried to return the favor and took a bite out of his fat noggin in a second fight, not only did I not hurt his hard old head, I lost one of my fang teeth!

Now Fritz calls me 'Snaggle Tooth'! OOOOOh I hate it when he does that!!!

Well, to make a long story short, I sleep in one bed room with Mom, and Fritz and Dad have their own room. I can lie anywhere on Mom's bed I want! But Fritz has to lay on his doggy bed cause he likes to roll in dirt and Dad doesn't like dirt in his sheets. *Snicker!*

Well, for the entire family I want to wish Binx a happy belated birthday. I want to say "Wha'ssup" to all of our friends!

Binx, I am glad your mom is telling everyone about the bad dog food. Pedigree was my brand before I started to refuse it. That was years ago. Mom makes our food for us. I told her, "I think that dog food smells like something dead!"

Much Love,
Jake and family!