|Last Login: 4 years ago||Member Since: September, 2008|
"I'M BLACK AND I'M A JEALOUS BITCH...WHAT OF IT?!?!?!?"
Age: 2[human years]
Looking For: a clue--is this for real?
Available For: Friends
Living With: Couple
My Claim to Fame: I'M YOUNG, SLEEK, SWEET AND WAS ABLE TO CONVINCE MY HUMAN HE SHOULD TAKE ME HOME TO ANNOY HIS OTHER CATS!
Nicknames: BEEOTCH, JINGLE BUTT
Got Papers? I'm bred for... personality and intelligence.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
Weight: 5-9 lbs
Body Size: Fit and Trim
Tattoos: I HAVE A SCORPION ON MY HEAD, UNDER MY FUR O'CORSE, SILLY
Markings: None That I Know Of
Words: BERNICE.....BE NICE!!!
Noises: FOOD CAN OPENING!
Sights: HUMAN W/CAN OF FOOD AND SPOON!!
For Friends, I Prefer: People to other animals
I Drink: Bowl Water
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: Smaller Animals
Grooming: I groom myself, ... on my terms
Clothing: I want no part of it
Religious or Ideological Preference: Agnostic
Loner or a Joiner? Loner - I hate other animals
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: All the Time
Bathroom Habits: You tend to your business, and I'll tend to mine
Intimacy: I like to be cuddled
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Insubordination