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HINES WARD

Reptiles/Amphibians → Lizard → Bearded Dragon

Las Vegas, NV
 
 
 
Last Login: 7 years agoMember Since: November, 2008
 
"KICKIN ASS EVERY DAY, GO STEELERS!!!"
Age: 2[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a clue--is this for real?
Available For: Friends
Living With: Couple
My Claim to Fame: I make touchdowns. All day everyday.
Nicknames: BUBBA, I have an overbite like Bubba Gump in Forrest Gump. It gives me character.
Astrological Sign: Scorpio: Oct. 23 - Nov. 21
Got Papers? Certified Purebred and Proud
Spayed/Neutered: Never had it, Never will.
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 0-4 lbs
Body Size: Big Head, Small Body
Appearance: It's Complicated
Coloring: Gold
Markings: All That and More
Afflictions and Maladies: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY OVERBITE ANYMORE, ITS A SENSITIVE SUBJECT FOR ME.

My Favorite...
Tricks: I BOB MY HEAD AND MY BEARD TURNS BLACK WHEN I'M ANGRY!! YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME ANGRY!!
Treats: STRAWBERRIES, HMMM RED AND DELICIOUS!
Foods: SUPERWORMS AND SALAD, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!
Toys: THE XBOX CONTROLLER.
Words: FOOTBALL
Noises: SUPERWORMS AND FANS CHEERING.
Sights: SUPERWORMS AND HEINZ STADIUM.
Websites: http://news.steelers.com/team/player/49201/
My Dislikes: WHEN THE STEELERS LOSE. ITS ALWAYS ROETHLISBERGER'S FAULT. LET GO OF THE BALL AND THROW IT.

For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Sink/tub Water
I Eat: Very Particularly
Size Preference: Smaller Animals
Grooming: Bathing is Fundamental
Clothing: I’ve been know to dress up
Religious or Ideological Preference: Taoism
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: In My Bed/Pen/Cage/Tank/Stable/Barn/Hideaway
Bathroom Habits: Anytime, Anywhere
Intimacy: I like to be cuddled
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Vomiting
 
About My Family: I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO LOLITA/CHILI WHO WAVES AT ME AND THEN I BEARD HER BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING CUZ I'M STUCK IN MY TANK. I HAVE TWO HUMANS THAT LOOK AFTER ME ACCORDING TO MY HIGH STANDARDS, AND DOGGIES THAT STARE AT ME AND GENERALLY IGNORE MY SCARY APPEARANCE.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: I WAS IN A DARK SPACE SLEEPING FOR A WHILE AND THEN MY HUMAN OPENED MY BOX AND I STARTED TO WAKE UP AND RUN AROUND MY TANK.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: HOW I PHOTOGRAPH BEAUTIFULLY, MY HUMAN HAS HAD ME IN A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOSHOOT AND I BEHAVED PERFECTLY.
Strong Suits: WHEN PUFFED OUT MY BEARD IS BLACK AND SCARY!! ALSO MY SKIN GETS REALLY YELLOW LIKE A LEMON.
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I VOMITED ON MY OWNER ONCE, HE DIDN'T LIKE IT TOO MUCH, THERE WERE HALF CRICKETS AND HALF WORMS IN IT. OH WELL.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites BEARDING PEOPLE, BEARDING MYSELF IN THE MIRROR, BEARDING THAT LOLITA/CHILI BEARDIE.
My Ideal First Date Would Be: TO BE ABLE TO BEARD FREELY WITH NO STUPID TANK BARRIERS.
The Perfect Day For Me: GET SOME REAL SUN, EAT SOME SUPERWORMS AND RUN AROUND MY BACK YARD AND BEARD MY HUMANS. AND THE STEELERS WIN.
Relationship History: I DONT HAVE RELATIONSHIPS I JUST BEARD EVERYONE.