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Reptiles/Amphibians → Lizard → Iguana

orlando, FL
Last Login: 7 years agoMember Since: May, 2007
"Get to know me before I get my dragon wings..."
Age: 9[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a pen pal, a no-strings romance
Available For: Friends
Living With: Couple
My Claim to Fame: Star of Lizard Zen (online videos) Headbobbing claws that cut flesh like butter stink eye pompous attitude computer hacker
Nicknames: Scaley cakes sir scales alot
Got Papers? Don't ask; Don't tell.
Spayed/Neutered: Nope.
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 10-24 lbs
Body Size: Nothin but Tail
Appearance: Sleek
Tattoos: scars baby
Coloring: It's Complicated
Markings: Stripes
Afflictions and Maladies: damaged scales, broken tail, broken toes, ripped off my nose horn, and lots of scars. Oh yeah and I'm terminal. My liver is failing and I have to get fluid build up drained from my abdomen now and then.

My Favorite...
Tricks: standing up on hind legs, nodding yes to all questions
Treats: bread products
Foods: blueberries, strawberries, collard greens, squash, watercress
Toys: my jungle gyms
Words: do you want to go outside?, do you want a treat?
Noises: water running
Sights: sunshine, seeing my humans slaves walk out of my room
My Dislikes: stupid humans--I tolerate them because they feed me.

For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Sink/tub Water
I Eat: Human Food
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: How about I groom you? ;)
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Sit Back and Watch
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: In My Bed/Pen/Cage/Tank/Stable/Barn/Hideaway
Bathroom Habits: Indoors, and I know just the place
Intimacy: Not on the first date
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Hacking
Turn Offs: humans
Turn Ons: solitude, sun, food
About My Family: The female human is the most annoying because she talks to me and touches me more often. The male human is improving in his salad making abilities but he is practically as horrid as the female.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: 8 years ago...
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: how I like to hide when I am upset...when I was younger, I would pull towels over my body and hide under them. When my humans went on vacation, I hid in a plastic tube and wouldn't come out for the petsitter.
Strong Suits: potty trained don't bite superior intelligence
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: maybe breaking off the end of my tail and leaving blood all over the lizard room
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites basking, eating, long warm baths
My Ideal First Date Would Be: I get to be on top (of the basking shelf that is)....I'm the dominant sort.
The Perfect Day For Me: A sunny day outside, left alone, in my large outdoor enclosure.
Relationship History: I am a loner and never had a long term relationship.
Other Thoughts: That vet better stay away from me with his needles....I've had about enough of that!