Dog → Boxer
Orlando, FL
| Last Login: 223 days ago | Member Since: June, 2007 |
"I have a lifetime short bus pass, you ladies lookin' for a ride?"
Age: 8[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a clue--is this for real?
Available For: Messaging
Living With: Couple
My Claim to Fame: I'm 8 years old and have not realized that my parents will come back each time they leave the house.
My nickname is Gaseous Clay.
I share DNA with Samuel L. Jackson and Admiral Akbar.
I don't really have front teeth, but I have lots of lips!
I'm not a genious but I am VERY sweet and so incredibly loyal that it doesn't really matter how un-bright I am.
Nicknames: My Mom has like 347 names for me, I won't even go there.
Got Papers? Certified Purebred ... and Indifferent
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 50-99 lbs
Body Size: Height/Weight Proportionate
Tattoos: I have a couple scars. That counts right?
Coloring: Brown, Black, White
Markings: Brindle
Afflictions and Maladies: Separation Anxiety, Stink Butt
My Favorite...Tricks: I can find the toy if my parents hide it 'cause I have a real good sniffer.
Treats: Yep.
Foods: Yep.
Toys: Stuffed things with squeakers or weird noises.
Words: Where's your bear? Get your toy! Wanna Treat? Do you wanna...?
Noises: My parent's car pulling into the driveway
Sights: Watching squirrels and birds from the front window
Websites: www.photohound.biz, www.photohound.wordpress.com
My Dislikes: Being left out/home alone.
For Friends, I Prefer: People to other animals
I Drink: Bowl Water
I Eat: Normally
Size Preference: Smaller Animals
Grooming: I groom myself, ... on my terms
Clothing: I could be persuaded under the right circumstances
Religious or Ideological Preference: None
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: On a Leash
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: Let me out!
Intimacy: How about a wrestle?
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Excessive Saliva
Turn Offs: Being left alone
Turn Ons: Laughter, dog loofah toy
About My Family: My Mom is a pet photographer and my Dad films people. Mom always gets toys for other people's dogs and so my sister and I get like 1 toy a month...to share! It's totally unfair but we "can't eat the merchandise, can't eat the merchandise" Geez!
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: My Mom got me for my Dad for Christmas 8 years ago.
Strong Suits: My looks, duh. Have you seen my genepool? My loyalty. My ability to constantly make my owners laugh and sometimes my farts are like, out of this world smelly, like when you think they've gotten as bad as they could I let out with a little somethin' I've been saving.
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I thought I could clear a fence to the neighbors house and I didn't jump high enough. Let's just say that's when I still had my "stuff" and I never jumped over the fence again.
I did however, clear a 6-foot fence when I was not even a year old and sat on top of my Mom's car hood until they got back from a movie.
I also threw a party with my sister when my parent's were gone for the day. We tore up the sofa, a couple magazines and the all the remote controls so when they came back the place was a mess, the TV was BLARING and there was dance music screaming from the stereo. Unfortunately, my parents couldn't find the batteries to the remotes so they made me throw up (the vet told them how). They found the batteries a couple months later in the couch.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Pulling things out of the trash.
Running.
Shaking slobber over every possible thing in the house.
My Ideal First Date Would Be: It would have been a little better than what I describe in my relationship history below. geesh.
The Perfect Day For Me: Going running with my Mom or swimming anywhere. I'm not a very good swimmer but I LOVE it.
Relationship History: I've had "it" once with a pretty boxer dame named Sunset (she was bilingual, a Brazilian beauty). My parent's videotaped it and my Dad had to help me which was so totally embarassing. A couple months later I was kidnapped, drugged and woke up a little lighter, if you know what I mean.
Pete
