Cat → Mixed Breed
Tampa, FL
| Last Login: 126 days ago | Member Since: June, 2007 |
"Best looking kitty in a tuxedo!"
Age: 2[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a pen pal, a play pal, a no-strings romance
Available For: Messaging, Dating
Living With: Couple
My Claim to Fame: I chase squirrels...so all the squirrels on this site better watch their butts.
Nicknames: Meatface/Fathead, Bubba, Knuckles McMurphy, Baby Boy
Astrological Sign: Virgo: Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 10-24 lbs
Body Size: A Few Extra Pounds
Appearance: It's Complicated
Tattoos: Look at my face!
Coloring: Black, White
Afflictions and Maladies: Dandruff, but it's under control.
My Favorite...Tricks: Hiding in the linen closet.
Treats: None.
Foods: Anything that won't walk away.
Toys: Little furry squirrel.
Words: "Ruben, go get the squirrel!"
Noises: Barking squirrels
Sights: Dead squirrels
Websites: wallstreetjournal.com
My Dislikes: Surprises, loud noises, fast squirrels...chainsaws
For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Toilet Water
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: I groom myself, ... on my terms
Religious or Ideological Preference: Buddhist
Loner or a Joiner? Joiner - I prefer small groups
Fight or Flight? Run Away!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: With My Human Amigo(s)
Bathroom Habits: Indoors, and I know just the place
Intimacy: If you touch me, you're doing it at your own risk
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Litter Tracking
Turn Offs: Live squirrels
Turn Ons: Dead squirrels
About My Family: It's too difficult for me to talk about...
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: At the pound. My "mom" said I had a stupid face. She loves me.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: The one where I drink out of the toilet...
Strong Suits: My strength of character...what?
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Watching the toilet being flushed.
My Ideal First Date Would Be: Paid for.
The Perfect Day For Me: Eat. Sleep. Chase squirrels.
Relationship History: I have a fear of commitment. Enough said.
Other Thoughts: Seriously, my dandruff really is under control.
Raja Tiffany
