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Bandit

Dog → Mixed Breed

Orlando, FL
 
 
 
Last Login: 1 year agoMember Since: June, 2007
 
"The Bandit....Need I say More"
Age: 5[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a play pal, a no-strings romance
Available For: Friends
Living With: Female - Single and Searching
My Claim to Fame: You may have seen me romping around the hills of Orlando, or you may have seen my shaggy "butt-locks" swaying in the wind. I know they're sexy, but please ladies, back off. There's only so much of me to go around.
Astrological Sign: Taurus: April 20 - May 20
Got Papers? I'm bred for... personality and intelligence.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... In My State
I Prefer a Connection... Who said I was seeking?
Weight: 50-99 lbs
Body Size: A Few Extra Pounds
Appearance: Shaggy
Tattoos: Only the Lucky Ladies will get to find out
Coloring: Auburn, Gold

My Favorite...
Tricks: Looking at my human and pretending to know what the hell she's talking about.
Treats: Milk Bone
Foods: I eat anything thats put in front of me.
Toys: My bad-ass bone that can't be chewed.
Sights: The sight of a good looking piece of bitch ass.
My Dislikes: Mean Humans

For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Bowl Water
I Eat: I regularly defy the laws of inedibility
Size Preference: Smaller Animals
Grooming: I like to be brushed
Clothing: I want no part of it
Religious or Ideological Preference: Jewish
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: Off a Leash
I Sleep: All the Time
Bathroom Habits: You tend to your business, and I'll tend to mine
Intimacy: Not on the first date
Eat Poop? Naturally
We Can't All Be Perfect! Eye Boogers
 
About My Family: My mom is the coolest. She walks me, brushes me, and loves me. She plays when I want to play, she sleeps when I want to sleep. Basically, she does what I want to do, with some exceptions.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: Long ago at Pet-Smart. I was just a wee pup, and I saw her from across the room and would not stop following her! She just looked like she wanted to adopt me, so I didn't leave her alone until she did.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: Hmmm, so many to tell.