Cat → Domestic Shorthair
Fair Oaks, PA
| Last Login: 1 year ago | Member Since: July, 2007 |
"Max is in da house"
Age: 6[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a pen pal
Available For: Friends
Living With: Female - Single and Searching
My Claim to Fame: I'm big but not bad,
I'm happy, never sad.
I'm a cool cat
Who knows where it's at.....
Nicknames: Maximilian,
Maxy,
Bubby-Boy,
MAX!!!
Astrological Sign: Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
Got Papers? I'm a poster child for the melting pot.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 10-24 lbs
Body Size: A Few Extra Pounds
Tattoos: I'll never tell
Coloring: White, Gray
Markings: All That and More
Afflictions and Maladies: hairballs,
flaky skin,
flaky owner
My Favorite...Tricks: fetching rubberbands
Treats: Whisker Lickin's
Foods: not allowed to have people food, but my owner sneaks me turkey now and then
Toys: anything with catnip
Words: my name!
Noises: shaking the can of treats
Sights: the birds in the back yard
Websites: I'm not allowed to use the computer
My Dislikes: the noise of rattling plastic bags
For Friends, I Prefer: People to other animals
I Drink: Bowl Water
I Eat: Animal Food
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: I groom myself, ... on my terms
Clothing: I could be persuaded under the right circumstances
Religious or Ideological Preference: None
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Sit Back and Watch
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: You tend to your business, and I'll tend to mine
Intimacy: I run hot and cold
Eat Poop? Yeah, but don't judge me by it
We Can't All Be Perfect! Fleas
Turn Offs: loud, obnoxious, rude. Oh, and please, no smokers.
Turn Ons: No real preferences - just don't be a butt-head
About My Family: I have 2 other cats in the house that I hang with. One is a moody female (aren't they all?) that can be nice when she wants to, and the other is a juvenile delinquent(do males ever grow up?) that can be a pain. But we are all roommates have to get along. As for the humans, there are 3 females - the mom and 2 teenaged girls. Talk about moody!!!! They love us and treat us well, so I better not complain.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: I 'found' my human one night when I was lost. I tried to get the attention of some boys, but they wanted nothing to do with me. This lady was outside watering her flowers and called over " blah blah Kitty blah blah..." It was nice to hear my name (although I understood nothing else) so I went and curled around her feet and rubbed her legs (the ladies love that). She couldn't resist. She took me in and she's been mine ever since.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: How I like to play fetch with rubberbands. I don't know what it is about them. All she has to do is stretch it out between her fingers and show it to me, and I get excited. Then she'll let it go and I watch it as it soars through the air....then I pounce! I pick it up with me teeth and take it back to her, and she does it again! And I pounce again! I'll get tired and only bring it back half way, but she'll meet me half way to continue playing.
Strong Suits: Friendly
self assured
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I climbed on top of the refrigerator and ate the whole bag of treats. I couldn't get down and had to be rescued.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites sleeping
resting
reclining
snoozing
relaxing
My Ideal First Date Would Be: Meeting someone who I click with. The location or what we do would not matter. (are you joking? I'm not allowed out of the house)
The Perfect Day For Me: June 3rd (didn't you see Miss Congeniality??)
Relationship History: I have a strong bond with my pet roommates and guardians. Alas, no love in my life right now.
Other Thoughts: I'm nervous about this. Will anyone out there like me?
