Reptiles/Amphibians
Titusville, FL
| Last Login: 207 days ago | Member Since: August, 2007 |
"Strawberries anyone?"
Age: 3[human years]
Gender: Parts...unknown
Looking For: a pen pal
Available For: Messaging, Friends
Living With: Female - Single and Searching
My Claim to Fame: I can fall off my hidey hole at least five times a day
Nicknames: Momma's handsome
Astrological Sign: Virgo: Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Got Papers? Don't ask; Don't tell.
Spayed/Neutered: Never had it, Never will.
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 0-4 lbs
Body Size: Small
Appearance: It's Complicated
Tattoos: Does the temporary strawberry stain on the face count?
Coloring: Brown, Black, Red
Markings: Patchwork
Afflictions and Maladies: I eat my own poo...some might think that's gross, but it's actually quite natural for tortoises.
My Favorite...Tricks: Falling off my hidey hole and landing upside down
Treats: I think I have exhausted the strawberries option by now
Foods: Strawberries and whatever else may fall into my territory
Toys: Anything that is edible
Words: Oh god! She's staring at me again!
Noises: The heavenly fall of a strawberry in my territory and the waterfall
Sights: Anything new that wanders into my territory
Websites: I might if I were an indoor kind of tortoise
My Dislikes: Not being served by the strawberry angels
For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Bottled/Filtered Water
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: No Habla Bana
Clothing: I could be persuaded under the right circumstances
Religious or Ideological Preference: Spiritual
Loner or a Joiner? Joiner - The more the merrier!
Fight or Flight? Sit Back and Watch
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: All the Time
Bathroom Habits: Anytime, Anywhere
Intimacy: Let's keep it a mystery
Eat Poop? Naturally
We Can't All Be Perfect! Escaping Cage/Etc
Turn Offs: I wouldn't have any if the strawberry angel paid more attention to me.
Turn Ons: Anything red...and you guessed it...strawberries!
About My Family: I live outside by a waterfall. Sometimes two furballs try to play in my home, and I eventually move fast enough to scare them away. I will stare down anything that will bring me food or pet my head, although it is usually the strawberry angel. That's all I really know about my territory.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: At a pet show. I could fit in the palm of the strawberry angel's hand...5,000 strawberries later I don't quite fit anymore.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: I was moving really fast, well, something around me was moving fast. I could see a strawberry angel, but she was not paying attention to me. So I stared...until I scared her into petting my head. If she had a strawberry I might have completely forgiven her.
Strong Suits: I am curious and friendly
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Bit the strawberry angel's toe...she didn't taste like strawberries.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites I love wandering around my territory and eating strawberries
My Ideal First Date Would Be: In a secluded corner by the waterfall surrounded by strawberries. We could finish it off by a long, very slow walk around my territory.
The Perfect Day For Me: Strawberry day!
Relationship History: I'm a loner right now, but it's o.k.
Other Thoughts: You wouldn't happen to have any strawberries, would you?
Mortecai
