Mammal → Squirrel
Orlando, FL
| Last Login: 103 days ago | Member Since: July, 2007 |
"Squirrels Raised by People"
Age: 3[human years]
Gender: Female
Looking For: a pen pal
Available For: Friends
Living With: Family
My Claim to Fame: I have a children's book called "The Adventures of Lady: The Big Storm" about how my human mommy found me after a hurricane and raised me and my best friend Lil Fella. You can check it out on my website www.theadventuresoflady.com.
Astrological Sign: Cancer: June 21 - July 22
Got Papers? Certified Purebred and Proud
Spayed/Neutered: Nope.
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... Only of the Same Species
Weight: 0-4 lbs
Body Size: Small
Appearance: It's Complicated
Coloring: Brown, Red, Gray, It's Complicated
Afflictions and Maladies: My jaw was injured. My human mommy grinds my nuts for me in a food processor.
My Favorite...Treats: Almonds
Foods: Pecans
Words: Hey beautiful
Websites: www.theadventuresoflady.com
My Dislikes: lawnmowers and bad storms
For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Bottled/Filtered Water
I Eat: Normally
Size Preference: Smaller Animals
Grooming: I groom myself, ... on my terms
Clothing: I want no part of it
Religious or Ideological Preference: None
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Sit Back and Watch
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: Anytime, Anywhere
Intimacy: I run hot and cold
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
Turn Offs: Loud noise, sudden movement, too many squirrels at my bowls, extremely windy weather
Turn Ons: A quiet cool summer day, fresh water in the bird bath and noone else at my special bowls filled with my ground nuts
About My Family: My human mommy raised me and my best friend Lil Fella after Hurricane Charley. Then, she became known around the neighborhood as "the squirrel lady". She also raised my friends Girlfriend, Pixie and Bella. I was older when Pixie and Bella came so I was able to show them the ropes around the yard. Pixie and I shared a house our mom hung in a tree for us for several months until Pixie got ready to have babies and moved out. Also, I am quite good friends with my mommies cats, Rusty and Fatapus. For some reason, Mommy never lets them get too close to me, but I am not afraid of them.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: The day after Hurricane Charley when she picked me up and took me inside. I had fallen out of my next the night before, so I was happy to be found.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: I sucked Lil Fella's ear so much when we were little that his ear never stood up all the way. It sort of stuck out to the side.
Strong Suits: I have survived alot in my few years. Because of my injury, life has not been too easy but I am really smart and I stay away from danger. Luckily, my mommy noticed early that I hated being caged so she released me in her yard. I get to be free, but also have a constant supply of nuts!
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: When I was little, my mommy took me to a Wildlife Rehabilitator's house to babysit me while my mommy had to go out of town. In my true form, I escaped for a day.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Climbing, eating nuts, resting on a shady limb
My Ideal First Date Would Be: I don't really date. I just want friends.
The Perfect Day For Me: Sunny but not too hot, fresh water, freshly ground nuts and no sign of hawks!
Relationship History: I love my friends
Pete
