Dog → Welsh Terrier
Orlando, FL
| Last Login: 200 days ago | Member Since: August, 2007 |
"Always on the prowl"
Age: 12[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a play pal, a no-strings romance
Available For: Messaging, Friends
Living With: Couple
My Claim to Fame: I am 23 pounds of terror! And I am constantly on patrol in my backyard. I have plenty of squirrels and birds to manage - and 4 sunflower seed feeders to maintain. I have a wonderful life with plenty of yummy food, tons of love and more than enough space. I hope all dogs can have a fabulous life like me!!
Nicknames: ConMan, ConDog, ConCon, C-note, Constantinople, Inspector Clouseau, Mr. General, Puppy, Precious Delicious Puppy Pants, Goobs, Goobies, Puppy Goo Goo, Goober-licious
Astrological Sign: Gemini: May 21 - June 20
Got Papers? Certified Purebred and Proud
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 10-24 lbs
Body Size: Fit and Trim
Appearance: It's Complicated
Tattoos: Not yet....
Coloring: Brown, Black
Afflictions and Maladies: Don't play well with small children and some other animals
My Favorite...Tricks: Escaping!
Treats: 100 % meat product of any type (jerky, steak, puree, whatever....)
Foods: Solid Gold Hund'n Flock'n & Merrick wet food
Toys: I don't play with toys
Words: I'm gonna eat you!
Noises: Barking
Sights: Anything moving anywhere near any of my windows or doors that I can see
Websites: Petentials or any website where my mommy can buy me yummy treats
My Dislikes: Children and cats
For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Bottled/Filtered Water
I Eat: Normally
Size Preference: Larger Animals
Grooming: Well-Coifed
Clothing: I could be persuaded under the right circumstances
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: On a Leash
I Sleep: All the Time
Bathroom Habits: You tend to your business, and I'll tend to mine
Intimacy: I run hot and cold
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Insubordination
About My Family: I live in a house with my mom and dad. We don't have any kids or other pets living here, I'm sort of the little prince. I have a big backyard and a pool.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: I have known my dad my whole life, but his sister used to by my mommy. When my first mommy had a baby, I moved to Florida and met my new mommy! New mommy lived with my old uncle who is my new daddy and they became my new parents.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: When I first got to my new house, I had just been on a 15 hour car ride - from Ohio to Florida - and when I got inside, I almost immediately took a poop on the dining room floor.
Strong Suits: I am a super fantastic security watch dog!!
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Barking, Chasing squirrels, Looking for cats, Patrolling the yard
My Ideal First Date Would Be: A bit of butt sniffing followed by a little humping and then a nice romp in the grass
The Perfect Day For Me: Hang out in the backyard, patrol the perimeter, bask in the sun and perhaps a dip or two in the pool
Relationship History: I have a few friends, but only in the last few years
Mortecai
