It's been too long, my furry compadres. Too long, indeed. Allow me to catch you up to speed on the the happenings of Mort.

Have I told you that I have a new roomie? His name's Pete. He's a rodent...er...hamster. And no, I have not made any attempts to eat him. For serious. He smells too bad.

My human mates got one of those balls for him the other day...but all he managed to do was hit the wall a couple of times and then get stuck behind the couch. I felt kind of bad for him, but when I tried to "move" him (you know, to help him out a bit) my human mates called it "batting him around." Geesh.

Anyhooter, I kinda dig Pete. We talk about films, books, wrestling...the usual.

Other than that, domestic life is still bliss...

Ciao,
Morty