So, my human mate (you know the one that I dictate to while she types my blogs and various emails) decided to get seriously sick this past weekend. No, I didn't poison her. I wouldn't dare...how else am I supposed to get fed?

While she didn't die, I was exasperated that I couldn't get on to the site in, like, over a week! But I'm back in action, y'all. Looking to catch up with all of my fierce critter pals.

Toodles n' noodles,
Morty