Cat → Randombred
West Covina, CA
| Last Login: 1 year ago | Member Since: October, 2007 |
"Gizmo wants chicken"
Age: 12[human years]
Gender: Female
Looking For: a play pal
Available For: Messaging, Friends
Living With: Family
My Claim to Fame: I enjoy long meals consisting of chicken and tuna and long meows complaining that I don't have enough chicken or tuna. I dream of one day being so large that I can lay in the sunlight through the window without having to move.
Nicknames: Mao Mao, Poor lil Gizmo, Complainer, Gizard, Gizard Lizard, and sometimes Gizard Lizard Blizzard.
Astrological Sign: Libra: Sept. 23 - Oct. 22
Got Papers? I'm a poster child for the melting pot.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
Weight: Unknown
Body Size: Definite Plus-Size
Appearance: Shaggy
Tattoos: Only my tortoiseshell all over my back.
Coloring: Brown, Black, White, Gold, Orange, Dirty
Markings: All That and More
Afflictions and Maladies: Never enough food.
My Favorite...Tricks: Clawing the ankles of unsuspecting passerbys.
Treats: Food is the only treat that interests me.
Foods: Chicken, tuna and other people foods left sufficiently unguarded.
Toys: The soft flesh of anyone foolish enough to triffle with me.
Words: Meyeowwwww!!!
Noises: Meyeowwwww!!!
Sights: The Sun
Websites: Petentials
My Dislikes: Unnecessary movement
For Friends, I Prefer: People to other animals
I Drink: You Care?
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: Smaller Animals
Grooming: I groom myself, ... on my terms
Religious or Ideological Preference: Atheist
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: Off a Leash
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: You tend to your business, and I'll tend to mine
Intimacy: How about a wrestle?
We Can't All Be Perfect! Dirt
About My Family: My family consists of two giants who I yowl at until they feed me. Other than that they are quite inconsequential, now back to me.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: It was my first Halloween and my mom had too many kittens and not enough food. I smelt food on this tall blond haired kid so I took up yowling at him until he gave me some food and here we are today.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: I had just caught a bird out of the air in the back yard and was about to eat it when the tall one came and took it from me and let it fly away! I was having none of that so I called upon years of carefully conserved energy stockpiles and leaped 6ft straight up and snatched it out of the air and was about to claim my victory when the imbecile took it and hid it up in a tree out of my claws until it could fly away again.
Strong Suits: I can be very convincing when walking circles around you yowling about how you want to feed me. I have also never found a limit of either my eating or sleeping capabilities.
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I fell in the pool once while trying to drink. I'm not proud of it but it's true.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Eat. Sleep. Hunt/Sleep.
My Ideal First Date Would Be: My ideal first date would be comprised of mostly eating and sun bathing.
The Perfect Day For Me: One in which the sun never moves and the food never stops.
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