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The things that can't be eaten

THE THINGS THAT CAN'T BE EATEN

The things that can't be eaten
Do not include Mom's panties
They don't include my fur
Or shoes - don't care how fancy.

The things that can't be eaten
Do not include Mom's bracelets
I'm even known to eat
Those black cast iron skillets

The things that can't be eaten
Are limes and lemons. Ew gross!
But serve me up a book
It's hardbacks I love the most.

-G. Seppe

Submitted by Guiseppe on Sat, 10/25/2008 - 8:48pm.

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Electric Shock!

A little advice from me to the rest of my animal compadres...

If you're going to ignore the expensive toys your human mates buy you in favor of "found" objects around the house...beware when it comes to power cords. They are not all innocuous. Especially when they're plugged in to something called a "power outlet" or "electrical socket."

Trust me...the tingling sensation you get when chewing on a cord still plugged in is not altogether pleasant or easily forgot. And singed hairs are not becoming on anyone!

Submitted by Mortecai on Wed, 02/06/2008 - 12:49am.

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